Docotor Jokes
Chico
Marx, a member of the famed Marx Brothers, once told the story of how a
bout of stomach trouble had sent him to the doctor. The doctor
prescribed plenty of milk and gave Chico a bottle of pills. "I'll stop
by this evening and see how you're doing," the doctor said. "In the
meantime, drink at least four glasses of milk. Milk is the ticket for
curing your trouble. So drink plenty of it."
That evening,
the doctor returned, examined Chico and told him, "You're much better
this evening. Just be sure you don't drink any milk. Not one glass.
It's not for you."
"But, doctor,"
Chico exclaimed, "only this morning you told me that milk was what I
needed and that I should drink four glasses of it."
"Well, what do
you know?" the doctor replied. "It certainly goes to show that we've
made tremendous progress in medicine since the last time I saw you."
***
"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the
man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."
"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm,
that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came
into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said no, everything
is fine. 'Are you sure?' she asked. 'I'm sure,' I said. 'Isn't there anything I
can do for you?' she wanted to know. 'I reckon not' I replied.
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your
leg?"
"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she
meant, I fell off the roof!"
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